ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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