i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
not ubering you a puppy
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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