1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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