this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I need water and some morals
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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