why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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