I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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