i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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