Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
