I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
