At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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