Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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