k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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