if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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