Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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