why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
