I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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