oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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