i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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