I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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