the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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