I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
