FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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