...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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