It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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