he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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