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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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