We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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