...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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