C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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