She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
The adults are the big ones right?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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