idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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