Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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