So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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