When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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