apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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