two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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