Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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