I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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