Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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