Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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