Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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