And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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