last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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