i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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