we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Boobs are out for the taking
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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