I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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