i permit you to call me
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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