idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
