My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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