I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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