If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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