I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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