I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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